Big Car Splat

​​​I'm gonna build a big car
really big
so big I can stand on top of the steering wheel and look two inches tall


I'm gonna park my big car on the edge of a big desert
a really big desert 
so big I can have a big person drive my big car really fast for miles and miles


I'm gonna stand in the big desert and wait for my big car to come flying towards me
flying like a big jet plane
big car flying so fast across the big desert that it looks like a big sand storm approaching


I'm gonna take a big jump into the air
a really big jump
a big jump so high I will hit the windshield of my big car and splat like a big bug


I'm gonna go to a big place
that really big place
big splat with no pain facilitates transformation to the Big Place


So fuck you despicable virus
fuck you really big
my big car splat robbed you of this little one


Yeah, I'm smilin'  :-)




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Facker
​October 3, 2020











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